THE MASTERLIST
Acceptance
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Angst/Fluff/Humour/Smut
Based very loosely on a set of four acceptance speeches for awards won at the New Zealand Music Awards: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7zXwRWcn0M. When Bret breaks his bed doing an epic rock ‘n’ roll move it sets off a chain of events that lead to unexpected desire, confusion, heartache and, finally … acceptance.
Artistic License
Bret/Kieran Vollard, Bret/Jemaine, hints at Jemaine/Kieran Vollard
NC17
Angst/Fluff/Humour/Smut
An eccentric artist with an uncanny resemblance to Jemaine seems set to rescue Bret from drudgery. But is his interest purely professional, and how will Jemaine react when his double becomes a rival for Bret’s attention? The character of Kieran Vollard comes from the movie ‘Dinner for Schmucks’: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGCFXZyR38I.
Banned Practice
Bret/Jemaine
Light R
Humour
Bret and Jemaine suspect they may not be as good at kissing as they’d thought. It’s not gay to practice on each other, right?
Better Than Coco
Bret/Jemaine
PG13
Fluff
Bret needs a massage. With his girlfriend gone, who else is there to come up with the goods but Jemaine?
Bret’s Catalyst
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Angst/Fluff
Bret is knocked off his bike and loses his memory. Jemaine finds an opportunity to start over.
Can’t Beat the Real Thing
Jemaine/Terry Spears, Bret/Jemaine, hints at Terry Spears/Demetri
NC17
Angst/Fluff
Jemaine fears he might be gay and hires a male prostitute to see if he’s able to – er – put his money where his mouth is. Bret is not happy. The character of Terry Spears comes from the short film ‘Heinous Crime’, where he is played by Taika Waititi: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4EjRQ72kQU. Here he is portrayed as a former male model who becomes involved in ‘drug dependency’.
Come Away, Come Away
Bret/Jemaine, Mel/Doug, Murray/OFC
R
Fluff
Mel wins a competition to mastermind the Conchords’ next music video. The theme: South Pacific. An unexpected trip to an island paradise brings three
couples together in unexpected ways. Read with a pina colada in one hand – pure sunshine and indulgence!
Control
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Fluff/Smut
Bret and Jemaine have different perceptions of who is in control in the relationship.
Cosmo, Drunkenness and Hot Tea
Bret/Jemaine
Light R
Fluff/Humour
How a women’s magazine and a heavy night out led to true love.
Ego vs. Shark
Jemaine/Taika, some Taika/Loren
Light R
Humour
Taika flirts just to get under people’s skin. Jemaine can’t help taking the bait. Who’ll win in this game of ‘chicken’? The character of Taika Waititi is based on the cult Kiwi director-actor-comedian-writer-artist-ninja. He’s hot as. The character of Loren Horsley is based on the beautiful, kooky actress who was his real-life girlfriend at the time of writing. ‘Eagle vs Shark’ is a film directed by Waititi and featuring all three. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2uYkp0I0Ng
80s Celebration
Jemaine/Taika
NC17
Fluff/Smut
A walk on a beach remembered from long ago brings up buried, unacknowledged feelings between two old friends. For a moment time reverses, and two grown men become teenagers again.
50 1-Sentence Microfics: Bret/Jemaine
Bret/Jemaine
PG-R
Various
50 1-sentence micro-stories grown out of 1-word prompts. They are each intended to stand alone, and are not in any way connected.
50 1-Sentence Microfics: Jemaine/Taika
Jemaine/Taika
PG-R
Various
50 1-sentence micro-stories grown out of 1-word prompts. They are each intended to stand alone, and are not in any way connected.
Flip
Bret/Jemaine
Light R
Humour/Smut
Bret falls on top of a sleeping Jemaine and neglects to get up again. Very silly concept, written in one hour as a dare!
Getting It Right
Bret/Demeteri, Taika/Loren, Jemaine/Taika, Bret/Jemaine
Light R
Angst/Fluff/Humour
Jemaine’s not gay (shut up if you say he is), but when Bret comes home with a boyfriend it’s just not fair. The solution … operation ‘make Bret jealous’.
Good Managing, Murray!
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Humour/Smut
The boys are on tour and apparently suffering from a lack of female contact. Murray knows what to do. What other manager is so dedicated that he provides
porn?
Haircuts
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Humour/Smut
Bret’s disrespect for his manager’s authority (and his persistent refusal to get a haircut) has gone too far. Murray issues a punishment: Bret has to be his slave
for a week. But they live in different houses. That won’t work. OK. Bret has to be Jemaine’s slave for a week. What could possibly go wrong?
Halloween Games
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Humour/Smut
Bret and Jemaine forgot to invite anybody to their Halloween party. Now they’re just two full-grown men in fancy dress with a lot of alcohol. Excellent.
Hot
Jemaine/Taika
R
Angst/Fluff/Smut
A sequel of sorts to ‘80s Celebration’. Taika issues Jemaine with a warning.
Hot Summer Night
Bret/Jemaine/Taika
NC17
Fluff/Humour/Smut
Bret and Jemaine, already in a relationship, suspect that their friend Taika needs a nudge out of the closet. A game of truth-or-dare provides more than a nudge.
I Just Lay There and Spooned You
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Fluff/Humour/Smut.
Since Jemaine wrote him that song, Bret has been having some confusing feelings. Well, actually, not so confusing. Really, he knows just what he wants. But it’ll never happen again…will it?
I’ll Be Watching You
Jemaine/Taika (possibly one-sided), hints of pre-slash Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Angst/Smut.
Living alone for the first time, loneliness takes hold of Jemaine. It does strange things to a person – as does living across the way from a mysterious stranger who always has the curtains open and the lights on. Read Jemaine’s diary to see just how strange.
I Love Andy’s Parties
Jemaine/Taika
NC17
Angst/Smut.
A sequel of sorts to ‘Hot’. Everything comes to a head for Jemaine and Taika at a friend’s party.
I’m Your Secretary
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Humour/Smut.
A sequel of sorts to ‘Midnight Movie’. It’s Jemaine’s turn to fulfil a movie fantasy, and he’s been watching ‘Secretary’. It doesn’t bode well for Murray’s desk. Written largely because this is hot: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew-Z5q4DpFM&hd=1
Jemaine’s Favourite Game
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Humour/Smut.
Jemaine’s favourite game is turning Bret on in public.
Just a Couple of My Cravings
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Humour/Smut.
Response to a request for ‘melted chocolate and synthesizers’. Hot.
Lasagne for Two
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Fluff/Smut.
My version of your basic hurt-comfort fic. Jemaine hurts Bret’s feelings but does his best to make it better.
Library Privileges
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Smut
Jemaine has started noticing Bret. Bret kind of likes being noticed. When Jemaine gets a job in a library to escape the temptation, Bret is quick to invade his
sanctuary.
Lost Cause: A Murraylogue
Bret/Jemaine
PG
Humour
A silly drabble about Murray’s approach to managing slashy behaviour in his office.
The Love Letter
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Fluff/Smut.
After many years in a relationship, Jemaine asks Bret if he still wants him like he used to. Bret writes a letter in response.
Midnight Movie
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Smut
Bret thinks vampires are sexy. Jemaine doesn’t believe him. Roleplay ensues… (Written largely because this is hot: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvfQHUH2wLA)
My Canon Valentine
Bret/Jemaine
PG
Humour
What Bret found in the trash on February 15th, and what Jemaine found under his pillow on February 16th.
The New Friend
One-sided Taika/Jemaine, hints of Bret/Jemaine
PG13
Humour
An attempt at a slashy-but-still-canon script for an imaginary episode of the TV series. Jemaine makes a new ‘cool’ friend whose intentions may not be entirely honourable…
New Zealand Telephone Conversation
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Humour/Smut
Confined to their separate hotel rooms by Murray to prevent them staying up too late before the next day’s gig, Bret and Jemaine are very bored. When Bret calls Jemaine up on the phone, boredom and loneliness send the conversation in an unexpected direction.
Nice and Easy
Terry Spears/Lawyer
NC17
Humour/Smut
Male model Terry will do anything to get off the charge of…whatever it is he’s being charged with. The lawyer has an idea. The characters and setting are based on Taika Waititi's short film 'Heinous Crime' (See Can't Beat the Real Thing).
Not Guns ‘n’ Roses
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Humour/Smut
Bret and Jemaine discover a file on Mel’s computer marked ‘Slash’. Who knew she was a Guns ‘n’ Roses fan?
Perfect Strangers
Jemaine/Taika
NC17
Fluff/Smut
Jemaine meets a ‘stranger’ at the bar and takes him home. A bit of roleplay, Jemaine/Taika style.
Perspectives on a Party
Bret/Jemaine
Light R for language and drug references
Humour
Five perspectives on events arising from a party. How will Bret, Jemaine, Murray, Mel and Dave react to a game of truth-or-dare that gets a little out of hand?
Riding in Cars with Boys
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Humour/Smut
If Bret and Jemaine get fresh at the cinema on their date (thereby besmirching the name of New Zealand), Murray won’t loan them his car again. So of course,
they get fresh in his car.
A River in Egypt
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Fluff/Humour/Smut
They’ve sort-of-almost done it once. They have no interest in doing it again. Yeah, right.
Second Best
Jemaine/Taika, unrequited Jemaine/Bret
NC17
Angst/Smut
Jemaine loves Bret. Taika loves Jemaine. Taika discovers just how hard it is to handle being second best.
Sweet the Sting
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Fluff/Humour/Smut
Bret and Jemaine visit shaman Naboo in a bid to improve their love lives. Naboo offers Jemaine a potion to make him more charismatic, and Bret a potion to
release his inhibitions. What could possibly go wrong? Naboo and Bollo appear courtesy of the Mighty Boosh.
Taking Advantage
Bret/Jemaine
PG13
Humour
Bret’s not very good at tennis, but he’s very good at other things.
Then and Now
Jemaine/Taika, brief Taika/OMC, mentions of unrequited Jemaine/OFC, mentions of Taika/unnamed woman that is probably Loren, hints at preslash Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Angst/Fluff/Humour/Smut
A lonely young Jemaine in his first year of university meets and befriends the gregarious and popular Taika. When Taika admits to being bisexual, Jemaine doesn’t know how to deal with it.
This One Time, at Band Camp
Bret/Jemaine
R
Humour/Smut
They’ve got a gig at a festival in England. Cold, wet and sharing a tent: really, it’s only a matter of time.
Ties That Bind
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Fluff/Humour/Smut
Since Savannah, Bret is seeing sexual potential in everything. As for Jemaine, he’s just discovered a fetish of his own. Could Bret be the one to fulfil Jemaine’s fantasy? Well, yes, obviously. This is fanfiction, after all.
What the Stalker Saw
Bret/Jemaine, Taika/Loren, mentions of past
Jemaine/Taika
NC17
Humour/Smut
A sequel of sorts to ‘Getting It Right’. Bret and Jemaine have a private interlude in a stopped lift. Although, as it turns out, it’s not so private. Because there’s CCTV, and two naughty imps happen to be watching it all…
What Women Want
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Humour/Fluff/Smut
Despairing of ever understanding women’s needs – dental or otherwise – the Femident boys decide to try a little roleplaying exercise. Cue Jemaine in a dress and the most awkward dinner date ever.
When You Love Somebody
Bret/Demetri, Bret/Jemaine, hints at Demetri/Todd
R
Angst/Fluff/Smut
Demetri will do anything for Bret – even pretend to be Jemaine.
You Can’t Always Get What You Want
Bret/Jemaine
Light R
Humour/Smut
Mel’s hired a stage hypnotist for her birthday party. Bret and Jemaine persist in spurning her advances, so naturally she assumes they need to be loosened up a bit and bribes the hypnotist to help.
You Didn’t Believe Me
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Humour/Smut
Bret told you he was freaky. You didn’t believe him? You will.
Acceptance
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Angst/Fluff/Humour/Smut
Based very loosely on a set of four acceptance speeches for awards won at the New Zealand Music Awards: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7zXwRWcn0M. When Bret breaks his bed doing an epic rock ‘n’ roll move it sets off a chain of events that lead to unexpected desire, confusion, heartache and, finally … acceptance.
Artistic License
Bret/Kieran Vollard, Bret/Jemaine, hints at Jemaine/Kieran Vollard
NC17
Angst/Fluff/Humour/Smut
An eccentric artist with an uncanny resemblance to Jemaine seems set to rescue Bret from drudgery. But is his interest purely professional, and how will Jemaine react when his double becomes a rival for Bret’s attention? The character of Kieran Vollard comes from the movie ‘Dinner for Schmucks’: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGCFXZyR38I.
Banned Practice
Bret/Jemaine
Light R
Humour
Bret and Jemaine suspect they may not be as good at kissing as they’d thought. It’s not gay to practice on each other, right?
Better Than Coco
Bret/Jemaine
PG13
Fluff
Bret needs a massage. With his girlfriend gone, who else is there to come up with the goods but Jemaine?
Bret’s Catalyst
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Angst/Fluff
Bret is knocked off his bike and loses his memory. Jemaine finds an opportunity to start over.
Can’t Beat the Real Thing
Jemaine/Terry Spears, Bret/Jemaine, hints at Terry Spears/Demetri
NC17
Angst/Fluff
Jemaine fears he might be gay and hires a male prostitute to see if he’s able to – er – put his money where his mouth is. Bret is not happy. The character of Terry Spears comes from the short film ‘Heinous Crime’, where he is played by Taika Waititi: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4EjRQ72kQU. Here he is portrayed as a former male model who becomes involved in ‘drug dependency’.
Come Away, Come Away
Bret/Jemaine, Mel/Doug, Murray/OFC
R
Fluff
Mel wins a competition to mastermind the Conchords’ next music video. The theme: South Pacific. An unexpected trip to an island paradise brings three
couples together in unexpected ways. Read with a pina colada in one hand – pure sunshine and indulgence!
Control
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Fluff/Smut
Bret and Jemaine have different perceptions of who is in control in the relationship.
Cosmo, Drunkenness and Hot Tea
Bret/Jemaine
Light R
Fluff/Humour
How a women’s magazine and a heavy night out led to true love.
Ego vs. Shark
Jemaine/Taika, some Taika/Loren
Light R
Humour
Taika flirts just to get under people’s skin. Jemaine can’t help taking the bait. Who’ll win in this game of ‘chicken’? The character of Taika Waititi is based on the cult Kiwi director-actor-comedian-writer-artist-ninja. He’s hot as. The character of Loren Horsley is based on the beautiful, kooky actress who was his real-life girlfriend at the time of writing. ‘Eagle vs Shark’ is a film directed by Waititi and featuring all three. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2uYkp0I0Ng
80s Celebration
Jemaine/Taika
NC17
Fluff/Smut
A walk on a beach remembered from long ago brings up buried, unacknowledged feelings between two old friends. For a moment time reverses, and two grown men become teenagers again.
50 1-Sentence Microfics: Bret/Jemaine
Bret/Jemaine
PG-R
Various
50 1-sentence micro-stories grown out of 1-word prompts. They are each intended to stand alone, and are not in any way connected.
50 1-Sentence Microfics: Jemaine/Taika
Jemaine/Taika
PG-R
Various
50 1-sentence micro-stories grown out of 1-word prompts. They are each intended to stand alone, and are not in any way connected.
Flip
Bret/Jemaine
Light R
Humour/Smut
Bret falls on top of a sleeping Jemaine and neglects to get up again. Very silly concept, written in one hour as a dare!
Getting It Right
Bret/Demeteri, Taika/Loren, Jemaine/Taika, Bret/Jemaine
Light R
Angst/Fluff/Humour
Jemaine’s not gay (shut up if you say he is), but when Bret comes home with a boyfriend it’s just not fair. The solution … operation ‘make Bret jealous’.
Good Managing, Murray!
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Humour/Smut
The boys are on tour and apparently suffering from a lack of female contact. Murray knows what to do. What other manager is so dedicated that he provides
porn?
Haircuts
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Humour/Smut
Bret’s disrespect for his manager’s authority (and his persistent refusal to get a haircut) has gone too far. Murray issues a punishment: Bret has to be his slave
for a week. But they live in different houses. That won’t work. OK. Bret has to be Jemaine’s slave for a week. What could possibly go wrong?
Halloween Games
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Humour/Smut
Bret and Jemaine forgot to invite anybody to their Halloween party. Now they’re just two full-grown men in fancy dress with a lot of alcohol. Excellent.
Hot
Jemaine/Taika
R
Angst/Fluff/Smut
A sequel of sorts to ‘80s Celebration’. Taika issues Jemaine with a warning.
Hot Summer Night
Bret/Jemaine/Taika
NC17
Fluff/Humour/Smut
Bret and Jemaine, already in a relationship, suspect that their friend Taika needs a nudge out of the closet. A game of truth-or-dare provides more than a nudge.
I Just Lay There and Spooned You
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Fluff/Humour/Smut.
Since Jemaine wrote him that song, Bret has been having some confusing feelings. Well, actually, not so confusing. Really, he knows just what he wants. But it’ll never happen again…will it?
I’ll Be Watching You
Jemaine/Taika (possibly one-sided), hints of pre-slash Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Angst/Smut.
Living alone for the first time, loneliness takes hold of Jemaine. It does strange things to a person – as does living across the way from a mysterious stranger who always has the curtains open and the lights on. Read Jemaine’s diary to see just how strange.
I Love Andy’s Parties
Jemaine/Taika
NC17
Angst/Smut.
A sequel of sorts to ‘Hot’. Everything comes to a head for Jemaine and Taika at a friend’s party.
I’m Your Secretary
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Humour/Smut.
A sequel of sorts to ‘Midnight Movie’. It’s Jemaine’s turn to fulfil a movie fantasy, and he’s been watching ‘Secretary’. It doesn’t bode well for Murray’s desk. Written largely because this is hot: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew-Z5q4DpFM&hd=1
Jemaine’s Favourite Game
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Humour/Smut.
Jemaine’s favourite game is turning Bret on in public.
Just a Couple of My Cravings
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Humour/Smut.
Response to a request for ‘melted chocolate and synthesizers’. Hot.
Lasagne for Two
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Fluff/Smut.
My version of your basic hurt-comfort fic. Jemaine hurts Bret’s feelings but does his best to make it better.
Library Privileges
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Smut
Jemaine has started noticing Bret. Bret kind of likes being noticed. When Jemaine gets a job in a library to escape the temptation, Bret is quick to invade his
sanctuary.
Lost Cause: A Murraylogue
Bret/Jemaine
PG
Humour
A silly drabble about Murray’s approach to managing slashy behaviour in his office.
The Love Letter
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Fluff/Smut.
After many years in a relationship, Jemaine asks Bret if he still wants him like he used to. Bret writes a letter in response.
Midnight Movie
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Smut
Bret thinks vampires are sexy. Jemaine doesn’t believe him. Roleplay ensues… (Written largely because this is hot: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvfQHUH2wLA)
My Canon Valentine
Bret/Jemaine
PG
Humour
What Bret found in the trash on February 15th, and what Jemaine found under his pillow on February 16th.
The New Friend
One-sided Taika/Jemaine, hints of Bret/Jemaine
PG13
Humour
An attempt at a slashy-but-still-canon script for an imaginary episode of the TV series. Jemaine makes a new ‘cool’ friend whose intentions may not be entirely honourable…
New Zealand Telephone Conversation
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Humour/Smut
Confined to their separate hotel rooms by Murray to prevent them staying up too late before the next day’s gig, Bret and Jemaine are very bored. When Bret calls Jemaine up on the phone, boredom and loneliness send the conversation in an unexpected direction.
Nice and Easy
Terry Spears/Lawyer
NC17
Humour/Smut
Male model Terry will do anything to get off the charge of…whatever it is he’s being charged with. The lawyer has an idea. The characters and setting are based on Taika Waititi's short film 'Heinous Crime' (See Can't Beat the Real Thing).
Not Guns ‘n’ Roses
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Humour/Smut
Bret and Jemaine discover a file on Mel’s computer marked ‘Slash’. Who knew she was a Guns ‘n’ Roses fan?
Perfect Strangers
Jemaine/Taika
NC17
Fluff/Smut
Jemaine meets a ‘stranger’ at the bar and takes him home. A bit of roleplay, Jemaine/Taika style.
Perspectives on a Party
Bret/Jemaine
Light R for language and drug references
Humour
Five perspectives on events arising from a party. How will Bret, Jemaine, Murray, Mel and Dave react to a game of truth-or-dare that gets a little out of hand?
Riding in Cars with Boys
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Humour/Smut
If Bret and Jemaine get fresh at the cinema on their date (thereby besmirching the name of New Zealand), Murray won’t loan them his car again. So of course,
they get fresh in his car.
A River in Egypt
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Fluff/Humour/Smut
They’ve sort-of-almost done it once. They have no interest in doing it again. Yeah, right.
Second Best
Jemaine/Taika, unrequited Jemaine/Bret
NC17
Angst/Smut
Jemaine loves Bret. Taika loves Jemaine. Taika discovers just how hard it is to handle being second best.
Sweet the Sting
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Fluff/Humour/Smut
Bret and Jemaine visit shaman Naboo in a bid to improve their love lives. Naboo offers Jemaine a potion to make him more charismatic, and Bret a potion to
release his inhibitions. What could possibly go wrong? Naboo and Bollo appear courtesy of the Mighty Boosh.
Taking Advantage
Bret/Jemaine
PG13
Humour
Bret’s not very good at tennis, but he’s very good at other things.
Then and Now
Jemaine/Taika, brief Taika/OMC, mentions of unrequited Jemaine/OFC, mentions of Taika/unnamed woman that is probably Loren, hints at preslash Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Angst/Fluff/Humour/Smut
A lonely young Jemaine in his first year of university meets and befriends the gregarious and popular Taika. When Taika admits to being bisexual, Jemaine doesn’t know how to deal with it.
This One Time, at Band Camp
Bret/Jemaine
R
Humour/Smut
They’ve got a gig at a festival in England. Cold, wet and sharing a tent: really, it’s only a matter of time.
Ties That Bind
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Fluff/Humour/Smut
Since Savannah, Bret is seeing sexual potential in everything. As for Jemaine, he’s just discovered a fetish of his own. Could Bret be the one to fulfil Jemaine’s fantasy? Well, yes, obviously. This is fanfiction, after all.
What the Stalker Saw
Bret/Jemaine, Taika/Loren, mentions of past
Jemaine/Taika
NC17
Humour/Smut
A sequel of sorts to ‘Getting It Right’. Bret and Jemaine have a private interlude in a stopped lift. Although, as it turns out, it’s not so private. Because there’s CCTV, and two naughty imps happen to be watching it all…
What Women Want
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Humour/Fluff/Smut
Despairing of ever understanding women’s needs – dental or otherwise – the Femident boys decide to try a little roleplaying exercise. Cue Jemaine in a dress and the most awkward dinner date ever.
When You Love Somebody
Bret/Demetri, Bret/Jemaine, hints at Demetri/Todd
R
Angst/Fluff/Smut
Demetri will do anything for Bret – even pretend to be Jemaine.
You Can’t Always Get What You Want
Bret/Jemaine
Light R
Humour/Smut
Mel’s hired a stage hypnotist for her birthday party. Bret and Jemaine persist in spurning her advances, so naturally she assumes they need to be loosened up a bit and bribes the hypnotist to help.
You Didn’t Believe Me
Bret/Jemaine
NC17
Humour/Smut
Bret told you he was freaky. You didn’t believe him? You will.